You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
you never un-have a 4some
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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