girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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