This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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