I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I checked into jail on foursquare
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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