Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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