Ambien. No doubt about it.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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