Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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