Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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