i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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