hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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