Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
No subtext here. People are naked.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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