I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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