Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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