I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
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That's how twitter works, right?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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