Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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