week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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