To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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