He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
me + whiskey = a bad person
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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