first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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