no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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