Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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