I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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