Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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