dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he shaved USA in his pubs
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
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