I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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