But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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