But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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