I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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