Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i would punch a child for taco bell
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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