We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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