when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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