would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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