Small penises have feelings too.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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