I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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