I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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