If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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