so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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