when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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