There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
