Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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