I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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