Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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