This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Randomize