Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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