You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
she told me i tasted like america
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
Randomize
