ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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