Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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