I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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