i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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