whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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