drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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