Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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