Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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