Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Randomize
