So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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